As the title of this fresh page implies, I will be bringing you the goods, however you may take the goods to mean, on the regular. What, what. So come back and expect more to come from these two goofs, embarrassment that is.
For reference, I am the one sporting the hefty caterpillar brow on the left. My lovely companion is Emily; she hangs out with me because we like baby animal videos and it is convenient for her.
Forever a sparkling child of the Internet,